ADMISSION! ADMISSION!! ADMISSION!!!

ADMISSION! ADMISSION! ADMISSION! 
The University of Heaven is hereby requesting candidates to apply at our prestigious University.  Please note that any candidates applying must pick our new man form and drop the old man at Salvation hall. Our office complex is in Calvary. The forms are free due to the fact that the Registrar the Lord Jesus Christ has paid for it with his blood.  Any candidates who failed any of these faculty of grace preliminary courses here on earth will not be short listed; salvation, sanctification and baptism.  Please note that any candidate with Satan's identification number ( sin) will not be permitted at holiness highway, the road that leads to the new Jerusalem lecture theater.  Visit calvary today to be shortlisted for the matriculation ceremony known as the supper where old and new patriarch will be re- united. The final list will be released on the rapture day.  We hope you will make the final list. Thank you and be aware that Jesus is coming soon.